anthonyainley:

can we just

I think I read that one

tittybasket:

1800chokethath0e:

lucatastrophe:

• “For the sake of fuck”
• “For shitting out loud”
• “For the fuck of God”
• “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
• “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
• “Fuckwad”
• “Cocktard”
• “Shitbeak”
• “Cuntsteak”
• “Dunderfuck”

cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

(Source: bromines)

tyleroakley:

cyberfrost:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”

I’M OBSESSED.

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

• Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
• He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
• He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
• Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

Flipping my mother off through the wall because damn shut the fuck up but please don’t kick me out of the house

Okay dudes, so for everyone who loves comics and/or mermaids, I present to you:

Elf~Fin

The first issue has just been released (my mum got the first one and I was pretty hyped to read it too) and shit son, it does not pull any punches

Like woah dang

I already care about these characters ho shit

The art is hella cute (one of the two people producing it used to work in the Australin branch of Disney, so the art is kinda reminiscent of that) and the characters are hella cute (one of the mermen looks EXACTLY like Deforest Kelley???), and dude, oh my god, oh my god there are already so many potential ships

Also!!! Canon gay relationship between these two mermen! I think one of them is a POC too??? Man this couple is hella cute like dang.

And there are already some strong ladies out on the field, dude this comic is gon be so good, I can feel it in my waters.

Check it out, my broskis~

ushas42:

anluan:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 

Stuffy but experienced businesswoman literally purchases naive, eccentric teenage girl and provides her with money and free range in an attempt to feel younger?

Yeah man, you could get mad kinky with this.

A bitter 4chan attempts to kidnap back his waifu, but no one pays attention to him.

hot dang I think I ship it

With these glasses I totally mistook him for John Green and I was really confused

(Source: whowascapableofbeingterrible)

how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

(Source: thesarahjanesmith)